Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!