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Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.