What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What do you call a 100 year old whale?

A hunchback whale.