What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

What do you call a 100 year old frog?

An old croak!