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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What do you call a 100 year old frog?

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What do you call a 100 year old frog?

An old croak!