What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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What do you call a 100 year old frog?

An old croak!

What do you call a 100 year old whale?

A hunchback whale.