What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.