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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.