What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.