Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
What base you're counting in.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
4-year-old: I won.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
They keep falling through his hands.
I'm falling for you
A hunchback whale.
An old croak!
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
10
To get to the other tide.
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
They'll turn it into a bombardeer
They both let me stick it in only one place.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
A hobbyte.
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
25 to Life.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese
