Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
What base you're counting in.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
4-year-old: I won.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
A parsnip.
They love to swim in gold coins.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
That's Nachos.
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Because all they do is break wind.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Def Leppard
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
OH CARP!!!
Pants.