4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window