Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
What base you're counting in.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
4-year-old: I won.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Because he always took the low road.
It was degrating.
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Because seven ten eleven!
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Usain Balti
Sigh* Parenting is hard.
Coz he was high
Giraffic.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
