How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window