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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.