How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today