How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window