How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window