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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!