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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.