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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.