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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!