What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.