What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.