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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.