Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.