Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.