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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!