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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.