Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!