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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic