What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide