What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide