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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic