Ask your dad.
So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!
A Giving Christmas Tree
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
Aye Matey!
Tea Rex
Because it was crumby.
They both steal cookies)