What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"