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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...