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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)