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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.