What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!