What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.