What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!