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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.