What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.