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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.