What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.