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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!