What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.