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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro