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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.