What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil