What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte