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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

I=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte