What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!