What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.