What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.