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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.