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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!