What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.