Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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LOG LOG LOG LOG

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Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH