Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Drowns.

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Because he was in de-Nile.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH