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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*