Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH