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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.