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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.