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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH