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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

Ba Dum Tish Jokes More Ba Dum Tish Jokes

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH