Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.