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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH