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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.