Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.