What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.