April Sale - 20% Off

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.