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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.