What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.