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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.