What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.