What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

Because... chicken.lel

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.