What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.