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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Green Lantern Jokes More Green Lantern Jokes

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Willing Suspension Jokes More Willing Suspension Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief