What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.