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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.