What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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A clutch!

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A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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Green Lantern and Deadpool.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief