What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

Alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief