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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Green Lantern Jokes More Green Lantern Jokes

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

Willing Suspension Jokes More Willing Suspension Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.