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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.