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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown