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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.