Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)