It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
He wanted cold hard cash!
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
My hand.
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Because it's good ferrous.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.