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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet