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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

What do you call a trailer park in a tornado?

Wind chimes.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Car Wash Jokes More Car Wash Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Aggie Jokes More Aggie Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail