Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado