How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn