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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado