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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently