How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.