How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado