How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently