Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)