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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Reference Jokes More Reference Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!