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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Reference Jokes More Reference Jokes

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What is an emo's favorite note?

G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.