What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What is an emo's favorite note?

G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!