Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
The Holy Braille!
The Bible
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
A warehouse
At the I pee address.
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
UCLA
Have a good one, son.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
My cat would be dead before I got 50
A PDFile
They both came in a little behind.
Neither of us have finished The Castle.
