Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
UCLA
Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Christina Ricci.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
Klaustrophobic
Ginger-bred
An alligator.
Nun
A monk-ey
Go go power rangers!
They both crustaceans
