Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
They make decent one-liners.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "
Grow away.
A VeterinArian.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Because it cracked itself up.
Because he was on a higher plane.
A monk-ey
Go go power rangers!
One if nobody is watching.
The temperature of their caffeine
