Temple Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.