How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.