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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.