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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.