How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant