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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.