Lubricant Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!