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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

Because she was in the non-friction section.