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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant