What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!