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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.