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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast