What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting