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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.