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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.