What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.