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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting