What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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Water...

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Roasting a chicken.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.