What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast