Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
My chestnuts are roasting
Roasting a chicken.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
Microwaves!
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Watson the menu
Because they don't know what a full house is
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
Pardon me.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
A ghost toastie!
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
