Roast Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Roast Beef Jokes More Roast Beef Jokes

What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's the funniest girl you know?

Lola.

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)