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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Roast Beef Jokes More Roast Beef Jokes

What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.