Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
You can roast beef.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Grave-y gravy
Anyone can mash potatoes
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
They use boo-eys.
Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
He was disturbing the peas.
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Roasting a chicken.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
You don't want beef with me
Patty
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
