Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
You can roast beef.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Grave-y gravy
They'll tell you.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today
Sir Loin.
A Beef
My chestnuts are roasting
Roasting a chicken.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
To get to the other side.
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
He had his soup before it was cool.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
