Roast Beef Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

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You can roast beef.

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He was disturbing the peas.

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Peas, man.

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A corn has ears.

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Chop chop.

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I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Anyone can mash potatoes

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You don't want beef with me

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Because they got no beef.