Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
You can roast beef.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Grave-y gravy
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
FILET MIGNON!**
You don't want beef with me
Aye, there's the wub
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Because they have BOOOOgers.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
When their lips move
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Nothing. He just laughed.
He was always horsing around.
