Roast Beef Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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Soviet Onions.

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A lost sole

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff