Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
You can roast beef.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Grave-y gravy
Because they always miss the joke
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
Anyone can mash potatoes
Anyone can mash potatoes!
It was just a matter of time.
I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
Because 7 8 9 A.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Am I free to ghost
They use boo-eys.
SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
He didn't want any beef.
