Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What are you wearing?

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes