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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.