Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.