Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!