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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.