Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.