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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.