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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.