Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!