Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.