What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!