What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair