What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.