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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

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Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.