What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

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Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother