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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

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Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.