What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

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Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?