What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!