What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.