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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!