What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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Tele-Scope.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.