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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.