What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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Squidnappers!

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You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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God bless America.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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He spent all day gargoyling.