What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hey, S-tat-ue?

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God bless America.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.