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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.