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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.