What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!