What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?