What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.