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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"