Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.