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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...