Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.