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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.