Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.