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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!