Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot