Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk