What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...