What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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Throw a little dough at it!

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.