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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.