A ban from the petting zoo.
Banned from the petting zoo...
Thrown out of the petting zoo.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
A fuel injected pickle.
A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Because he crosses everything.
BAAA
Braaaaaaaah
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Banned from the zoo.
A jet propelled elephant!
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
He raised Cain.
Just kidding, I ran over it.
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
