Inject Jokes

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.