Inject Jokes

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!