Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

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Claude

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

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