Inject Jokes

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Voat manipulation.

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They would steal all the boos.

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Petroleum

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Lead injections.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.