What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.