How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.