I stopped butchering goats.
A ban from the petting zoo.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Voat. co
Banned from the zoo.
ISIS
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
You get banned from the petting zoo.
BAAAHH RAIN!
Kicked out of the petting zoo...
Thrown out of the petting zoo
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat
Maaaac
Kicked out of the petting zoo
A scapegoat.
A kid.
Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Two chickens and a goat.
He had to get a new goat!
They pasturebate
Very satisfying.
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
A hillbilly
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
One mucks around in fountains.
Jihad Me at hello
Very Satisfying.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
It gets a lil' kick.
It gets curvy.
Daesh Network
Drones can't tell either
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
The first row of a country concert.
My zipper.
Bye, son.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
