Goat Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor