Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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