Goat Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What do goats do to get off?

They pasturebate

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Names.

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Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

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What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

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