Goat Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do goats do to get off?

They pasturebate

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

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