I stopped butchering goats.
A ban from the petting zoo.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Voat. co
Banned from the zoo.
ISIS
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
You get banned from the petting zoo.
BAAAHH RAIN!
Kicked out of the petting zoo...
Thrown out of the petting zoo
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat
Maaaac
Kicked out of the petting zoo
A scapegoat.
A kid.
Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Two chickens and a goat.
He had to get a new goat!
They pasturebate
Very satisfying.
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
A hillbilly
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
One mucks around in fountains.
Jihad Me at hello
Very Satisfying.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Give it ten tickles
Tickle the goat under it's chin.
Because she ran away from the ball!
Because he was using fowl language!
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
Ground beef
No, cows go moo.
Because Allah likes digimon
Allah back!
Banned from the petting zoo...
