Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think??)

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

It was a litterbug.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls