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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?