Because she was a girl.
They both like girls
Chicken Tenders.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Because they kept droning on and on!
Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.
They were too GUI.
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.