Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Brownie Jokes More Brownie Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!