Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".