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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.