Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

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Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach