Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte