Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.