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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What you call it?

Takes back mixtape* FIRE!

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!