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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Who's there! Actor! Actor who?

Actor you my dear Alphonse!

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.