Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.